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and no doubt clogging up the local vending machines with those damned Can.adian quarters

and spreading socialism, no doubt.

While carrying a canoe.

and wearing a toque.

You wouldn't believe how much Kandahar stinks of shit, given that it's populated primarily by First Worlders. You'd think you were in Any Given City In India or some shit.

It's the ISAF/NATO HQ in-country, and the stink is amusing, given the nearly-as-thick cloud of smug that hovers over the head of most Europeans. They can pretend that they know more about how to deal with Third-Worlders and nation-building than we do, but can't figure out their own fucking plumbing and are too proud to just shit in and burn WAG bags.

I hear the undles put ketchup on stuff that ketchup should never be on.

and this is the america i believe in. the americans who make wherever they are america and don't mind living w/out america. seriously...it's this spirit we have being american - that the world has never seen.

we also put vinegar on our french fries, when we're not eating them as poutine. you can go to any restaurant in undleland and there'll be vinegar on the table or nearby. when i ask for vinegar at a restaurant around here i get blank stares.

That's because you aren't carrying a coffeemaker.

I put Malt vinegar on my fries all the time. Ketchup without the tomato crap.

That bought up a whole host of mental images involving Kerazi and Guns that I didn't want. Thanks.

i only use that malt-vinegar bullshit at Long John Silver's....which i usually eat at about once every 10 years, if that.

Honey on fries is pretty damn good.

i've been known to take a spoon of butter, spoon of sugar and caynne pepper, microwave it and apply to popcorn.