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Casey
 Post subject: Rules, guidelines etc.
PostPosted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 12:37 pm 
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Rules and guidelines

These are just some of the things you can get banned for:

  • blatant, unfunny racism
  • posting personal info about others
  • photoshopping people's pictures who don't want to be chopped
  • posting links to eBaumsworld
  • creating unfunny gimmicks
  • sass
  • trying to be clever by circumventing any of the rules
  • spamming

This is a list in progress. You can actually get banned at any time for any reason. The admins don't refer to these rules before banning anybody. These are basic guidelines for you; not for us.

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Szyznyk
 Post subject: Re: Rules and guidelines
PostPosted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 12:45 pm 
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Lolcats, caseymatic. Lolcats.

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Dobbah
 Post subject: Re: Rules and guidelines
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Funny racism is acceptable?

Sweet.

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 Post subject: Re: Rules and guidelines
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Funny is always acceptable, no matter what the subject.

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Wango138
 Post subject: Re: Rules and guidelines
PostPosted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 1:15 pm 
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Then why hasn't shitbrick been banned?

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FENRIS
 Post subject: Re: Rules and guidelines
PostPosted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 1:17 pm 
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lol turd burger

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Szyznyk
 Post subject: Re: Rules and guidelines
PostPosted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 1:19 pm 
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The Foes List will be called the shitbrick list by Tuesday.

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Gun.slinger
 Post subject: Re: Rules and guidelines
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FENRIS wrote:
lol turd burger

lol soldier

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FENRIS
 Post subject: Re: Rules and guidelines
PostPosted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 3:41 pm 
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:(

You've turned into a real sonofabitch.

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BadBrains
 Post subject: Re: Rules and guidelines
PostPosted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 3:57 pm 
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Casey hates me, I lost my Grand Wazoo title.

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snowbastard
 Post subject: Re: Rules and guidelines
PostPosted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 4:11 pm 

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and you have 7 posts LOL
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Pornstar
 Post subject: Re: Rules and guidelines
PostPosted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 12:53 am 
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it would be totally bitchin' if there was something mentioned about noobs fucking lurking before they start posting.

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thekev1130
 Post subject: Re: Rules and guidelines
PostPosted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 1:05 am 
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birthday threads= ip ban

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monalisa
 Post subject: Re: Rules and guidelines
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birthday threads= ip ban


:(

Then we'd never get to see the one and only birthday princess.

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FENRIS
 Post subject: Re: Rules and guidelines
PostPosted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 1:31 am 
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birthday threads= ip ban


Second.

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Dobbah
 Post subject: Re: Rules and guidelines
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darklycomedic
 Post subject: Re: Rules and guidelines
PostPosted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 9:33 am 
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fubblescoob
 Post subject: Re: Rules and guidelines
PostPosted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 10:20 am 
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aside from the fact that i fucking hate them too, we don't really need birthday threads anymore - 3.0 supports birthdays already built in for those who want to participate.

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darklycomedic
 Post subject: Re: Rules and guidelines
PostPosted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 11:14 am 
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so shodan and dobbs?

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Wango138
 Post subject: Re: Rules and guidelines
PostPosted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 11:29 am 
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I think we should install some sort of funny filter.

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josborne26
 Post subject: Re: Rules and guidelines
PostPosted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 11:12 pm 
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That would eliminate a large chunk of your posts Wango.

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Pornstar
 Post subject: Re: Rules and guidelines
PostPosted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 12:03 am 
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Pornstar wrote:
it would be totally bitchin' if there was something mentioned about noobs fucking lurking before they start posting.

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Pancho
 Post subject: Re: Rules and guidelines
PostPosted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 4:28 am 
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Pornstar wrote:
Pornstar wrote:
it would be totally bitchin' if there was something mentioned about noobs fucking lurking before they start posting.

this and birthday threads.


except that the forums should celebrate my birthday on my join date, as the day when the forums became worth reading.
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darklycomedic
 Post subject: Re: Rules and guidelines
PostPosted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 7:58 am 
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posters making unreasonably bad requests in this thread are subject to temp bans.

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Pancho
 Post subject: Re: Rules and guidelines
PostPosted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 11:26 am 
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I've been temp banned by tom. do your worst.
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